My Life

?by: Elvis Preston King

Whoops someone already has this title his name is William Jefferson Clinton, Bill Clinton. Also a man to be admired! Obviously a man driven by women, even though misguided.

1000 One Night Stands!

My life is a candid look at the life of Elvis Preston King the man who has more girlfriends than any man on the planet.

Well its true I always wanted to be a Rock Star and the truth is I am one hell of a drummer. Why did I want to be a rock star, I love rock and I love girls! Money for nothing and chicks for free! Thats why! I just didnt follow through. I never even put a band together. How sad I went into business and made a few million dollars in a couple of years and retired at a young age. I just dont like working all the time. What? Are the Billionaires going to take it with them? They think so. I work very hard and then kick back. I like the Margaritaville lifestyle, beaches and girls.

Why do you want to know about my life anyway? If you are a man who does not love women dont read another word.

I also I’ve a talent for acting and I wanted to be a motion picture star. Why? To pick up girls, of course. However, after I saw that Charlie Sheen had to pay prostitutes and I realized that I get more girls than any actor living or dead. I decided for what do I want to be an actor!

Am I immature, insecure and do I have low self-esteem? Probably. This low esteem helped me make my money. I had to show the world I was great. I got paid 15,000 dollars a day as a sales trainer. I hate sales. But I was great at it. What I like is girls, and nothing more. You would think I would grow up. I’m 55 years old already.

Unlike the other gurus of girls who discovered their talent late in life I’ve always had girls, girls, girls! I remember when I was 15 I went to a future farmers event out of town and I came back holding hands with a tiny Filipino doll with long black hair. My classmates still talk about me this day. Mind you I was a poor boy from the other side of the tracks but with the charm and looks of Leonardo DiCaprio.

When I was 18 I use to cruise around in my old 55 Chevy convertible picking up girls form city to city and town to town. You remember Ricky Nelsons I am a traveling Man I forgot to plate my 55 Chevy and the police through me in jail for illegal plates. I had 15 of my teenage girlfriends send me money to bail the handsome poor boy out of jail!

Luckily I lived in the hippy era. I went to San Francisco and tasted California free love. Oh the life. We’d Jimmy Hendrix and we still had Elvis too. Those were the times.

I love vehicles so when I made my fast Millions I purchased a Rolls Royce stretch limo and a Ferrari and a massive Mercedes and several other exotic cars. I rented an airline hanger to park them all because I lived in a Penthouse on the beach in a place they called the Millionaire Mile. Proceeded to pick up the girls, but low and behold I began to age and I noticed that 18 year old girls werent paying any attention to me any more. Saddened by my aging face I contemplated surgery, but felt the danger of death was too great. So I went to the library and checked out books on the subject of places where girls love the older man. I parked the limo and the Ferrari in storage and went on a global search to find the girls. I found them. I now have more beautiful girls than any man on the planet.

Unfortunately I made a bad investment that dropped me to my knees financially, but I still have the girls. So now what? Well I can write a book, but that doesnt turn me on. Bill already did that! I have the ability to sell my sales training again, I can put on How to Have 1000 One Night Stands Seminars, The King of Seduction Seminars etc. or I can offer my one on one picking up girls services to a rich man who loves girls. I decided on the latter,

Rumor has it that when Bill Clinton gets well he plans on looking me up. I have several other multi-millionaires and one billionaire trying to decide if they want girls and to hang out with Elvis or if they like to keep working and be buried with their money. So far no one has taken me up on my offer 100%.

To me my girls are like Forrest Gumps box of chocolates. And they taste good!!!

So you ask Can you teach me to be a great Guru of women? Please! Please! My answer, Probably not. You’re born with it or you’re not. Thats why I refuse to take these poor fools money in trying to instruct them how to pick up girls with a worthless book or worthless seminars, but I’m taking some poor girl loving soul under my wing, Look for me and my buddy in the French Riviera floating around on his yacht with a boat load of girls!

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My Life

?by: Elvis Preston King

Whoops someone already has this title his name is William Jefferson Clinton, Bill Clinton. Also a man to be admired! Obviously a man driven by women, although misguided.

1000 One Night Stands!

My life is a candid look at the life of Elvis Preston King the man who has more girlfriends than any man on the planet.

Well its true I always wanted to be a Rock Star and the truth is I am one hell of a drummer. Why did I want to be a rock star, I love rock and I love girls! Money for nothing and chicks for free! Thats why! I just didnt follow through. I never even put a band together. How sad I went into business and made a few million dollars in a couple of years and retired at a young age. I just dont like working all the time. What? Are the Billionaires going to take it with them? They think so. I work very hard and then kick back. I like the Margaritaville lifestyle, beaches and girls.

Why do you want to know about my life anyway? If you are a man who does not love women dont read another word.

I also I’ve a talent for acting and I wanted to be a motion picture star. Why? To pick up girls, of course. However, after I saw that Charlie Sheen had to pay prostitutes and I realized that I get more girls than any actor living or dead. I decided for what do I want to be an actor!

Am I immature, insecure and do I have low self-esteem? Probably. This low esteem helped me make my money. I had to show the world I was great. I got paid 15,000 dollars a day as a sales trainer. I hate sales. But I was great at it. What I like is girls, and nothing more. You would think I would grow up. I am 55 years old already.

Unlike the other gurus of girls who discovered their talent late in life I have always had girls, girls, girls! I remember when I was 15 I went to a future farmers event out of town and I came back holding hands with a little Filipino doll with long black hair. My classmates still talk about me today. Mind you I was a poor boy from the other side of the tracks but with the charm and looks of Leonardo DiCaprio.

When I was 18 I use to cruise around in my old 55 Chevy convertible picking up girls form city to city and town to town. You remember Ricky Nelsons I’m a traveling Man I forgot to plate my 55 Chevy and the police through me in jail for illegal plates. I had 15 of my teenage girlfriends send me money to bail the handsome poor boy out of jail!

Luckily I lived in the hippy era. I went to San Francisco and tasted California free love. Oh the life. We’d Jimmy Hendrix and we still had Elvis too. Those were the times.

I love cars so when I made my fast Millions I purchased a Rolls Royce stretch limo and a Ferrari and a large Mercedes and several other exotic cars. I rented an airline hanger to park them all because I lived in a Penthouse on the beach in a place they called the Millionaire Mile. Proceeded to pick up the girls, but low and behold I began to age and I noticed that 18 year old girls werent paying any attention to me any more. Saddened by my aging face I contemplated surgery, but felt the danger of death was too great. So I went to the library and checked out books on the subject of places where girls love the older man. I parked the limo and the Ferrari in storage and went on a global search to find the girls. I found them. I now have more beautiful girls than any man on the planet.

Unfortunately I made a bad investment that dropped me to my knees financially, but I still have the girls. So now what? Well I have the ability to write a book, but that doesnt turn me on. Bill already did that! I have the ability to sell my sales training again, I have the ability to put on How to Have 1000 One Night Stands Seminars, The King of Seduction Seminars etc. or I can offer my one on one picking up girls services to a rich man who loves girls. I decided on the latter,

Rumor has it that when Bill Clinton gets well he plans on looking me up. I have several other multi-millionaires and one billionaire trying to decide if they want girls and to hang out with Elvis or if they like to keep working and be buried with their money. So far no one has taken me up on my offer 100%.

To me my girls are like Forrest Gumps box of chocolates. And they taste good!!!

So you ask Can you teach me to be a great Guru of women? Please! Please! My answer, Probably not. You’re born with it or you are not. Thats why I refuse to take these poor fools money in trying to teach them how to pick up girls with a worthless book or worthless seminars, but I’m taking some poor girl loving soul under my wing, Look for me and my buddy in the French Riviera floating around on his yacht with a boat load of girls!

Please feel free to publish this article and resource box in your ezine, newsletter, offline publication or website. I also ask that you activate any html links found in the article and in the byline. You might make minor editorial corrections only. A copy would be appreciated at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com

At Home with Bakelite by: linda grossman and evelyn rothPlastic objects are part of our history. These items represent a significant example of Americana. The Smithsonian, the Museum of Modern Art and the Philadelphia Museum all include plastics in their collections.You don’t have to go to a museum to enjoy seeing and collecting plastic items. The primary goal of the new movement, in the 1930s and 40s, was to provide less expensive, decorative, and useful items in the home, using machines to create and service the big population.It created an enormous variety of both functional and decorative high and low cost objects for the home which are sought after by collectors this day. Antique plastic isn’t a contradiction of terms plastics have been around in synthetic form for well over 100 years making them a true antique.BAKELITE was developed by Dr. Leo Baekeland in 1907 and was originally intended as an insulator for electricity, and is not quite 100 years old. Besides Bakelite jewelry, Bakelite has brought us items such as radios, kitchenware, flatware, clocks, Bakelite handled utensils, telephones, salt and pepper shakers, etc. The list of items boggle the mind and keeps increasing the pleasure it brings to the collector of any or all of the above.When to decide to collect Bakelite? Colors, design and style are no doubt what will attract you initially. The broad pallet of Bakelite enables todays collector to enjoy both nostalgia and utility. For example, your eye catches a set of red plastic canisters and it becomes a look in your kitchen, which can be followed for a search for a set of Bakelite Flatware for your dining experience. Above all, you’re buying what you like and at the same time buying items of value. The value increases as authentic examples of an era diminish in supply. Collecting is a tangible, you had fun finding it and have the pleasure of the item in your home.The term streamlined appeared in magazines and illustrations of the day, to describe the design that set this era apart. Cocktail shakers, some accentuated with Bakelite, Bakelite napkin rings, drink stirrers, fruit knives, etc., were all part of the scene - the streamlined Bakelite radio playing popular songs of the day. This is now what collectors seek to continue to enhance the look of the era that has now become an important part of their lives.We advise collectors of Antique and Vintage Bakelite items for their home, to buy what gives them pleasure and dont be afraid to set an eclectic table utensils and flatware do not have to match nor do they have to be the same color. Purchase orphaned pieces of Bakelite flatware to create a bright and colorful look all that matters is what appeals to you, the collector.Be certain, that in order to assure the continuance of this search for Antique and Vintage Bakelite for the home, one has to always be certain of where and from whom these items are being bought, and purchase from reputable and knowledgeable dealers.At our shop Evelynnes Oldies But Goodies at Ruby Lane, we have been dealing in and have an expertise in the field of Antique and Vintage Bakelite for well over 20 years. Please stop by and enjoy our selection of all things bakelite, including Bakelite household items, which include utensils, flatware, etc.http://www.rubylane.com/shops/evelynnesoldiesbutgoodies

Home Exchange by: Sam SmithHave you ever wanted to travel to far away places and live like a native but somehow there never seems to be quite enough money to get you there?

Well have you ever thought of Home or House exchange holidays?

Its the vacation with a difference, because you find the dream destination and all you’ve to book is your flight. You stay in the house exchange family house and usually have the use of their vehicle also and they in turn stay in your home and have the use of your facilities. If you like the sound of this then visit www.homeisaway.com for your one stop Home or House exchange holiday vacation. You can visit www.homeisaway.com and you will not only find your dream destination in Australia, New Zealand, United States of America, European destinations such as France, Spain, England, Scotland, Bulgaria, Netherlands etc. but you can also book your flights, vehicle hire and insurance and find information on guide books, maps and language courses its a one stop shop.

Last year my partner and I tried a home exchange holiday in Denver Colorado and it was the best. We were living in a superb neighbourhood and enjoyed the community and the shopping. We were also able to afford to go on a weeks trip to Utah and Arizona which had we’ve had to pay for automobile hire and hotels for the whole duration of the holiday we wouldn’t have been able to afford. We are now planning our next home exchange holiday and hope to visit Australia.

There are several people who say I dont like the idea of strangers living in my home whilst I’m not there, but dont forget you are living in their house and by the time the holiday date comes around you have e-mailed them and phoned them so they feel like friends. Perhaps you’ve a second vacation home which could work just as well for the exchange. If you’ve got a second vacation home and you rent it out for part of the year then you can advertise the house on www.homeisaway.com free of charge.